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12/16/2005

the donkey, the rabbit, and the potato

Well, since somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad, I might as well carry on.

Advise No. 1, never listen to what arab boys say when it has anything to do with time management.

If they say 'be right back', that means 'ok I'm leaving, but you might see me sign back in in the next 24 hours'. If they say 'I'm coming' when you called from the station, that means 'ok skatina, just stay somewhere warm, I'll be there before the station close'. Or if they say 'wake me up at ten', they are actually saying 'nah, just leave it, not gonna go to the lecture in the morning'. So there's no need to get stressed, just get on with your life, and remember to say good morning when they eventually wake up at sunset.

Also remember, a Lebanese 'maybe' is a NO, and when they actually say NO, never argue, or you'll have to sleep on the couch for the rest of your life.

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	capricorn wrote: 10ways to know you are chinese !!! ( G rated) .... p.s ( 95 % apply on you LU.. cant deny it LoL Skatina ) 1-Your kitchen has a sticky film of grease over it 2-You keep a thermos of hot water available at all times 3-You boil water and put it in the refrigerator 4-Even if you're totally full, if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table, you'll finish them. 5-You majored in something practical like engineering,architecture or law.6-If you're under age 20, you own a really expensive walkman; if you're over 20, you own a really xpensive camera. 7-You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade 8-You'll haggle over something that is not worth it (shuld type number 8 again , just in case you didnt focus LU .. You'll haggle over something that is not worth it 9-u read all your parents' mail written in english 10-You hear (your name + eee (optional) + yah!) every time someone calls you.(e.g., Jean- ee - yah! or Mary - yah!). you know the Arabian rule now LU , dont take it personal , LoL ;) Jan. 2
	v wrote: darling, missing u soooooooooomuch love v Dec. 21
	我是文文啊 wrote: hehe 真是巧啊，呵呵真高兴又能碰见，常联系啊我还在北京呢 Dec. 19
	aloha_jiajia wrote: lulu，好久不见了！！！！！你打台球的姿势好帅阿 Dec. 17
	yanglu_dew wrote: 文文啊, 是的, 这个是露露. ^_^ Dec. 17
	我是文文啊 wrote: 杨露是么?~ 我顾慧文,你还记得么? 瞎逛逛到你这儿的,没想到~~ 你在哪儿呢?过的好么? Dec. 17
	yanglu_dew wrote: lol, somebody's learning chinese, the secret of martial art is no longer safe. Dec. 16
	tapp-some bongg wrote: so , i am a donkey huh,,U THINK U ARE SO TUFF BECAUSE YOU KNOW THE SECRET OF THE MARTIAL ART u wait and c , somebody gonna get a hurrrrrrt reaal baaad skatina "ABDU" by day // "TaPp SoMEbOnG" by night /:[ Dec. 16
	tappsomebongg wrote: that is so not true, all of it , chinese ppl are so bad, they lie and lie and lie, and they never give you a bargin ,ever(well they might knockdown 50 cents off a handbag thats worth 35$),dont belive me,go to the pacific mall and find out for yourself. and when you need a ride from the airport,bus station or train station, ur supposed to call ahead and let ppl know ,hey ill get there around 3 pm,can you pick me up,,,,,u know somethin like that,, as for the couch thing, when someone offers you his bed out of hospitality (arabic hospitality),wether he is lebenease or not ,take it ,but i guess some ppl just cant make up their minds,can they ....huh HUH i want this,NhhhhOOOOOOOOOO i want that Confucius say: from now on you go to sleep on couch , or 你去监狱坏女孩 Dec. 16

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